The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 6)
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The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 6)
Lemony Snicket
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ASIN: 0064408647
Release Date: 2001-02-20

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Fans of Lemony Snicket's wonderful Series of Unfortunate Events won't be surprised to find that in the sixth installment the three Baudelaire orphans' new home proves to be something of a mixed bag. As our ever sad but helpful narrator states, "Although 'a mixed bag' sometimes refers to a plastic bag that has been stirred in a bowl, more often it is used to describe a situation that has both good parts and bad parts. An afternoon at the movie theater, for instance, would be a mixed bag if your favorite movie were showing, but if you had to eat gravel instead of popcorn. A trip to the zoo would be a very mixed bag if the weather were beautiful, but all of the man-and woman-eating lions were running around loose." And so it is for the bad-luck Baudelaires. Their fancy new 71-bedroom home on 667 Dark Avenue is inhabited by Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor (the city's sixth most important financial advisor), and her kindly husband, Jerome, who doesn't like to argue. Esmé is obsessed by the trends du jour (orphans are "in"), and because elevators are "out," Sunny, Violet, and Klaus have to trudge up 66 flights of stairs to reach the Squalors' penthouse apartment. (Other unfortunate trends include pinstripe suits, aqueous martinis--water with a faint olive-y taste--parsley soda, and ocean decorations.)

As the book begins, the Baudelaires are not only frightened in anticipation of their next (inevitable) encounter with the evil, moneygrubbing Count Olaf but they are also mourning the disappearance of their dear new friends from The Austere Academy, the Quagmires. It doesn't take long for Olaf to show up in another of his horrific disguises... but if he is on Dark Avenue, what has he done with the Quagmires? Once again, the resourceful orphans use their unique talents (Violet's inventions, Klaus's research skills, and the infant Sunny's strong teeth) in a fruitless attempt to escape from terrible tragedy. Is there a gleam of hope for the orphans and their new friends? Most certainly not. The only thing we can really count on are more gloriously gloomy adventures in the seventh book, The Vile Village. (Ages 9 and older) --Karin Snelson

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In their most daring misadventure, the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very, very rich people, whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began. Even though their new home in the city is fancy, and the children are clever and charming, I'm sorry to say that still, the unlucky orphans will encounter more disaster and woe. In fact, in this sixth book in A Series of Unfortunate Events, the children will experience a darkened staircase, a red herring, an auction, parsley soda, some friends in a dire situation, a secret passageway, and pinstripe suits.

Both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted, A Series of Unfortunate Events offers an exquisitely dark comedy in the tradition of Edward Gorey and Roald Dahl. Lemon Snicket's uproariously unhappy books continue to win readers, despite all his warning.

Ages 10+

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars The Ersatz Elevator is "in".......2007-07-29

If you have been following the adventures of the Baudelaire orphans so far, then you DO NOT want to miss this particular book (especially after how The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 5) left off) because it is one of the best ones in the entire series. In this book, Violet the inventor, Klaus the reader, and Sunny the biter are (whose parents` died in a terrible fire in the first book, and ever since then they encounter countless misfortunes) are raised by Esme and Jerome Squalor on 667 Dark Avenue during this book`s events. The Squalors live in an enormous seventy-one room penthouse on top of a sixty-six floor apartment. Esme Squalor is obsessed with what's "in" (the word she uses for "cool") and what's "out" (the word she uses for "uncool"). Jerome Squalor is an interesting and friendly character who just does as his wife commands because he dislikes arguing. Unfortunately for the Baudelaires, Count Olaf shows up again in yet another disguise: Gunther, the auctioner at the In Auction (a famous auction that will auction off things that are "in"). The Baudelaires must foil Count Olaf's plan, discover the secret of V.F.D., rescue the Quaqmire triplets, and find out if the mysterious elevator is simply "out" because it is uncool - or because there's something more to it that the naked eye doesn't notice. In all, this an extremely excellent book that I recommend to anyone that has been enjoying the Baudelaires adventures or that simply likes a good mystery. This book is very suspenseful at the end when a lot of the unresolved puzzles start fitting and the children must get to the In Auction in time to [well, I won't spoil it for you]. In my opinion, this is really were the series begins because the V.F.D. mystery really starts in this volume. Also, a great things that makes readers enjoy this book is the unexpected twist at the end. I won't say anymore, just read this book for yourself to see exactly how good it truly is! If you like this book, then I recommend you ALL of the other books in the A Series of Unfortunate Events book series. Though the books are shorter than something like Harry Potter, they can still be enjoyed by all ages.

4 out of 5 stars The Ersatz Elevator.......2007-03-30

The Ersatz Elevator is about three children, Klaus, Sunny, and Violet, who lost their parents in a horrible fire. They have been adopted by relative after relative with their means of happiness only to be shattered by the evil Count Olaf. He has one thing in mind. Their huge fortune they inherited from their parents. In this book, the children are currently adopted by their sixth closest relative, Esme and Jerome Squalor. Esme only cares about things that are "in" or popular and Jerome just follows along. Olaf dresses up as a businessman and fools Jerome and Esme. Then, the kids find their kidnapped friends at the bottom of a secret elevator shaft. In the end, they try to save their friends but Olaf escapes with them. I loved this book because of its interesting storyline, odd characters, and suspenseful moments.


This book has one of the weirdest storylines I have ever seen! The kids actually go down into an empty elevator shaft, not knowing what they will find, and then find their missing friends inside. After that, they climb back up, heat some fireplace utensils in an oven, and rush back down to try and melt the metal bars of their friends' cage. By then, Olaf had swept them away to an auction that he and Esme set up. He was to hide the friends in an auction item and buy the item, allowing him a chance to get out of the city. The children rush to the auction, through a secret passageway they had found, and try to find the right item only to make a fool of themselves while Olaf gets away.


This book also had very weird characters! Esme didn't care what was "in' just as long as she had it. For example, if light was not in, she would do everything she could to make everything she was near dark as can be. If elevators are not in, you would have to walk all the way up the stairs to the penthouse apartment in the dark. Jerome, even though he doesn't like the things Esme does, never talks just because he doesn't like arguing. They live in a seventy-one room penthouse that is about one-hundred stories in the air. The children never got used to living with these crazy people.


This book got very suspenseful at parts. For example, when they climbed down the elevator, you didn't know what was going to happen or what they would find. Another example is when the children were about to reveal that their stolen friends were in the auction item, you didn't know whether or not they were actually there or not.


The last reason that I like this book is because it is part of a huge series. I love to read a series of books because they provide large amounts of information and allow you to solve a big puzzle. The characters continue from book to book and each one contributed greatly towards understanding the big mystery. That is why I loved this book.

C. Copeland

3 out of 5 stars Not suspenseful enough for me. (Some spoilers!).......2007-02-05

I bought all 13 books already with my own money, so i intend to finish the series, but it's hard when these books are sometimes not interesting enough. This book has some suspense like V.F.D. and the Ersatz elevator shaft leading to the remains of the Baudelaire mansion, but it seems that it was not as suspenseful as the 5th book for some reason. I think that these books will become more suspenseful and interesting as the series continues, but right now it is just not to that point. I think this series is good so far, but the plot is overly repeated, so as that the reader and almost guess to what is exactly going to happen. I think/know that the Harry Potter series is better then this series. You should read that series if you want a real good read with a lot of suspense, interest, and magic.

Thank you for your time,
Loran

5 out of 5 stars A Series of Unfortunate Events .......2007-02-04

I absolutely adore these books.. After I start reading them, I don't want to stop! Once I am done with the book, I am on a search for the next one!I recommend these books to any reader that loves the suspense! *****

5 out of 5 stars Best book in the series!!!.......2007-01-26

I'd have to say that this is the best book in A Series of Unfortunate Events. The Baudelaire orphans climb a huge staircase, climb up and down an elevator shaft, wear pinstripe suits, go to an auction at Veblen Hall in order to save their friends, and have to face with Count Olaf. I recomend this book to everyone!
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Release Date: 2002-10-01

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What could be worse than a book by Lemony Snicket? Three books by Lemony Snicket—all in one foul package. This second Box of Unfortunate Events, contains The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, and The Ersatz Elevator.

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4 out of 5 stars Part 4 to 6 of A series of unfortunate events.......2007-08-31

I read part 1 to 3 of a series of unfortunate events a couple of years ago and thought all the books were about the same. I didn't expect the story to be developing. From part 4 to 6 new personalities arive and the story develops further making you aware of and curious about the overall plot.

5 out of 5 stars Better than Potter.......2007-07-18

I bought the first set of books for my 8-year-old niece. She read all three in two months (it's the only books she has read without being prompted). Now I get hints to buy more so be prepared to buy then all. What more can I say. These book are well written, explain new words without talking down, so increasing vocabulary. Dark and funny.

I only wish J.K.Rowling could write as good as this. Though that hasn't effected her book sales.

4 out of 5 stars The fun is just getting started.......2007-05-31

The family loves these books from Lemony Snicket. We can't wait for the next ones.

5 out of 5 stars 4th Grade Reader Strikes Gold in Lemony Snicket.......2007-04-29

These books are exceptionally great. My son has struggled to find books that are the right speed for him and the right tone, genre, etc. He doesn't like overly scary books, sports books, fantasy, and a bunch of other common genres with anything reasonable at his reading level.

Lemony Snicket has great story lines, great use of humor, and vocabulary that's a little stretch (but always explained, with humor, as part of the narrative). He has plowed through the first 6 books, even reading 3 of them last week alone. I enjoy reading them, too, which is always a good sign for me.

5 out of 5 stars thank you.......2007-01-23

we are enjoying the stories and the quality of the books is more than excellent

thank you it will last a long time
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Readers incapable of running fast enough to escape Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events can breathe a sigh of relief now that the first six books of the series have been securely contained in a shrink-wrapped box disguised with exquisite Brett Helquist slip case art that will prevent this collection of woe from falling into the wrong hands.

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars Unfortunate & Fabulous.......2007-01-09

This beginning series is great...it got me totally hooked to get the remaining books...a Harry Potteresque obession...fun reading, a great escape!

4 out of 5 stars Can It Get Any Worse?.......2006-04-07

When I first started reading this series of books I was set back a little because these stories are not written in the style of typical children's books. These stories are dark, and the evil characters are truly evil. A number of reviewers have panned this series because they are dark, and because they often push the boundaries of what some of us may find acceptable for children to read. It is because of the dark imagery that I have typically recommended that age 9 be a minimum age. Some children may be unprepared for these books until later.

In the first three books in this series we learn that the three Baudelaire children, Sunny, the baby, Klaus, her brother, and Violet, a young teen, have lost their parents in a terrible fire. The children are sent to live with their evil uncle Olaf, who has ulterior motives yet to be revealed in later books. The children quickly learn how evil he is, and ultimately escape. They next go to live with their uncle Montgomery Montgomery in "The Reptile Room," only to be forced to move on again. In "The Wide Window" the children live with an aunt who is afraid of everything, only to ultimately be forced to move on again, continually chased by the evil Count Olaf in a variety of disguises.

In "The Miserable Mill" the Baudelaire orphans have moved to another relative, this one the owner of the Lucky Smells Lumbermill in the rundown town of Paltryville. The children toil in the lumber mill from the time they arrive in Paltryville. Soon they have splinters and are tired and hungry, because they get nothing for breakfast, almost nothing for lunch, and casserole for dinner. There are multiple labor and child abuse laws violated in this book, but perhaps it might make some readers more appreciative of what they have.

As has happened in the previous three books, the children are able, principally through their own efforts, to overcome the bad guys. Once again the children are on their way to another home.

Of the four books thus far, this one was my least favorite. The style of the books is such that bad things happen to these children on a regular basis, but in this book it seems as though bad things are happening to nearly everyone. This book is very depressing. I was also a bit annoyed with the extremes that the author went to in his exaggerations.

The fifth book in the saga implements several changes, all for the better. We are at Prufrock Academy, a boarding school, instead of with a relative. Secondly, the Baudelaires acquire two friends at this new school. There are additional positives. They actually get to eat, they get to study, and they get to read. For a moment you might actually think that things are looking up for the Baudelaires. Ah, but for those familiar with the series, you know that can't be true.

If the Baudelaires violate any of a series of bizarre rules they must endure a series of equally bizarre punishments relating to their meals. Included in this list of punishments is loss of silverware, loss of a cup, though you still get your drink, it's just in a puddle on your tray, and even having your hands tied behind your back at mealtime.

As you have probably also guessed, Count Olaf does eventually show up, but does not immediately try to kidnap the children. The children try to figure out his scheme all the way up to the point where he does execute his scheme, and I can say no more or you will miss all the fun.

In "The Ersatz Elevator" the Baudelaire orphans move in with a non-relative in a penthouse apartment. While you might think that a penthouse apartment (which has something like 71 bedrooms) and kitchens, and sitting rooms, and on and on, would be a lovely place to live, you would be thinking wrong.

This time the problem is that Esme Squalor (the sixth most important financial advisor in the city) and her husband Jerome must have everything "in". Esme must go to only the "in" restaurants; she must wear only "in" clothes, which includes the children, and on and on. Unfortunately, being "in" also means multiple compromises in terms of comfort. For example, the penthouse is on the top of a building with 66 stories, and elevators are "out". So the Squalors and the Baudelaires must walk up and down the 66 stories each time the go in to and out from the building. They certainly received sufficient exercise. Before I forget, orphans are also "in".

Of course, we know that Count Olaf must eventually show up, and he does. However, there is a mystery. We find that Count Olaf went up to the apartment and did not later leave the building. Therein lays the crux of the mystery for this story.

This box set is a great way to collect this series if you have found that you like the unconventional way the Lemony Snicket has written these books. I recommend them cautiously, and principally for children 8 or 9 or above.
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Withiin the chapters of this story, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a darkened staircase, a red herring, some friends in a dire situation, three mysterious initials, a liar with an evil scheme, a secret passageway, and parsley soda.

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5 out of 5 stars The Elevator is Out.......2006-04-06

After "The Austere Academy," I wondered whether this series of books could get any better. They can and they did. In "The Ersatz Elevator," the sixth book in this series, the Baudelaire orphans move in with a non-relative in a penthouse apartment. While you might think that a penthouse apartment, which has something like 71 bedrooms and kitchens, and sitting rooms, and on and on, would be a lovely place to live, you would be thinking wrong, because this is one of the books in "A Series of Unfortunate Events," and those of you that have read the previous books know that little good comes to pass concerning the Baudelaire orphans.

This time the problem is that Esme Squalor (the sixth most important financial advisor in the city) and her husband Jerome are way too hung up on what is "in". Esme must go to only the "in" restaurants; she must wear only "in" clothes, which includes the children, and on and on. Unfortunately, being "in" also means multiple compromises in terms of comfort. For example, the penthouse is on the top of a building with 66 stories, and elevators are "out". So the Squalors and the Baudelaires must walk up and down the 66 stories each time the go in to and out from the building. They certainly received sufficient exercise. Before I forget, orphans are also "in".

Of course, we know that Count Olaf must eventually show up, and he does. However, there is a mystery. We find that Count Olaf went up to the apartment and did not later leave the building. Therein lies the crux of the mystery for this story.

This story climaxes with the children running briefly into old friends, and then losing them again. They also nearly catch Count Olaf, again. In the end, the children are forced to find a new home once again. Unfortunately I am unable to tell you more, because Lemony Snicket, should he ever escape from his current predicament, would hunt me down and provide me with agony should I reveal the end of this Baudelaire tale. Suffice it to say that the Baudelaires have their best adventure yet, with even better to come.

This series has had its strong points and its weak points. In general this book is one of the better ones in the series, readily matching "The Austere Academy." In addition to the direct lessons provided in the book, the children once again are masters of their own fates, and are forced to get themselves out of their predicaments with minimal adult help. I also enjoyed the moral tale provided by Lemony Snicket regarding people that must always keep up with everyone else in style or fashion. For this last point alone the book is a must-read for every teenage child.

The violence in this story is a bit more muted than in some of the previous books, and I think that an 8 or 9 year old child should be able to handle the story well. Certainly Esme could generate a great deal of family discussion of status and whether status is sufficiently important to cause people pain or to break laws.

In keeping with the trend of the last book, this book continues to expose the children to new experiences and to challenge their abilities to take care of themselves. Once again, while there are certainly negative aspects to the story, the positive aspects outweigh the negatives. This book is easily a good successor to "The Austere Academy," and sets a standard for the next books in the series. I will tell you now that the next two books are just as good as or better than this book and "The Austere Academy," thus continuing the excellence of this unconventional children's series. 5 stars again!

4 out of 5 stars The Ersatz Elevator.......2006-02-09

The Ersatz Elevaator is a great book in all. It shows how hard orphans' life can be and Esme is what the heck kind of a person. I learned that life can be hard while searching for Count Olaf. You should read the Ersatz Elevator! :)
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          ASIN: B000UFPB5Y

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          The series follows the adventures of three unlucky siblings, Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire, after their parents were killed in a fire at the family mansion. In The Bad Beginning, they briefly live with a friend of their parents, Mr. Poe, who is the person in charge of the Baudelaire fortune after the Baudelaire parents' deaths, before being sent to live with Count Olaf, who is supposedly either the siblings' third cousin four times removed, or their fourth cousin three times removed. The siblings discover that he intends to get his hands on the Baudelaire fortune, which awaits Violet when she turns eighteen. In the following six books, Olaf follows the children wherever they go in a disguise so he can get closer to the orphans and steal their fortune. The orphans routinely try to get help from Mr. Poe, the banker with whom the Baudelaires briefly lived, but Poe is always either busy with work, oblivious to the danger Olaf poses or unaware that the disguised Olaf is not who he claims to be. Each of the three siblings have a distinctive skill that often helps them during their adventures. Violet is always inventing new things to help them, Klaus is always finding out new information through his research, and Sunny has extremely sharp teeth that can bite almost anything in two.
          A Series of Unfortunate Events Book Set - Books #5-9 (The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, The Carnivorous Carnival)
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            A Series of Unfortunate Events Book Set - Books #5-9 (The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, The Carnivorous Carnival)
            Lemony Snicket
            Manufacturer: Scholastic Inc.
            ProductGroup: Book
            Binding: Paperback

            Snicket, LemonySnicket, Lemony | ( S ) | Authors, A-Z | Teens | Subjects | Books
            ASIN: 0439714826

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            Series of Unfortunate Events Set - books #5-9 (The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, The Carnivorous Carnival)
            Series of Unfortunate Events Set books #1-9 (The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window, The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, The Carnivorous Carnival)
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              Series of Unfortunate Events Set books #1-9 (The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window, The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, The Carnivorous Carnival)
              Lemony Snicket
              Manufacturer: Scholastic Inc.
              ProductGroup: Book
              Binding: Paperback

              Snicket, LemonySnicket, Lemony | ( S ) | Authors, A-Z | Teens | Subjects | Books
              ASIN: 0439651751

              Product Description

              Sealed pack from Unfortunate Events Series by Lemony Snicket - books numbers one thru nine. The titles are as follows: 1-The Bad Beginning, 2- The Reptile Room, 3-The Wide Window, 4-The Miserable Mill, 5- The Austere Academy, 6-The Ersatz Elevator, 7-The Vile Village, 8-The Hostiel Hospital, 9-The Carnivorous Carnival

              Books:

              1. The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate
              2. The Giver
              3. The Gloom Looms: A Box of Unfortunate Events, Books 10-12 (The Slippery Slope; The Grim Grotto; The Penultimate Peril)
              4. The Gnostic Gospels
              5. The Going-To-Bed Book
              6. The Golem's Eye (The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Book 2)
              7. The Gospel of Mary Magdalene
              8. The Greatest Generation
              9. The Measure of a Man: A Spiritual Autobiography (Oprah's Book Club)
              10. The Message Remix 2.0: The Bible In contemporary Language

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