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The Friars Club Encyclopaedia of Jokes: 2,000 One-Liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs and Put-Downs
Manufacturer: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover Similar Items:
ASIN: 1884822630 |
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Introduction by Alan King. The most extensive collection of jokes ever compiled from Friars Club members and other comedians, this hilarious book covers every imaginable subject--from aging to dieting, fashion to fathers, birth control to male anatomy.Customer Reviews:
well organized.......2007-01-26
Find a laugh at the place that you need it.......2006-01-24
Ladies and Germs............2003-08-19
This is not a book that you would read from cover to cover, Just leave it out on your coffee table, or pull it out from the bookshelves, open up to any page and start laughing. The only place I would not suggest to keep it,is on your night stand. You may wake the person next to you laughing out loud.
All the one liners and gags are grouped by subject. Actors, Baldness, Bankers, Divorce,Ethnic Jokes, Female Anatomy,Life, Politics,Television, Taxes, Weather, you name it, these big guns of comedy don't miss a trick.
This book may not be for everyone, as many of the jokes are crude,some may be considered R rated, and some being from a time when it was okay to laugh at yourself and life without being politically correct. Although none of the lines are intended to be mean spirited. I definately wouldn't keep it around children who can read!
You can almost hear, these legends spouting their stuff. Groucho Marx.."A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running"...Mae West.."I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign"...Jackie Gleason.."When you leave New York, you're camping out." Joe E. Lewis.."A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on" (Those are some of the more tasteful quotes I could give without being edited or offending.)
It is quite a thick book at 496 pages of these priceless quotes and dialouges. There is an index of Humorists, making it easy to find your favorites, and an introduction by Alan King, listing it's most renowned memebers.
Many of the contributors(who some may consider as national treasures) are no longer with us, and this book is a treasure chest of their words. I would recommend it to anyone who needs a good laugh and can appreciate it for what it is.
"For the first year of marriage I had a basically bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal."...Woody Allen
Badaboom.....enjoy...Laurie
Direct from the *true* Kings of Comedy, the Joke Enclopedia!.......2002-01-29
SUPER for speechmakers, comedians and BIIIIIIIG LAUGHS!.......2001-09-11
Don't give this to Little Johnny (although he may indeed like it) since some jokes in this superb book are adult oriented (with adult language, too) and - yes -- some are politically incorrect ("She's so fat she's my TWO best friends." -- unattributed). But you'll howl with laughter as you read many of these.
And you can truly use them for any occasion or aim one at someone if you know his/her/its background ("You have to have a physical before you get into the Army. A doctor looks in one ear, another doctor looks in the other, and if they can't see each other you're in. If they can see each other, you become an MP." -- Joe E Brown). Some jokes aren't attributed but you'll find many jokes directly credited to classic and modern comedians ... EVEN BETTER: It is well-organized into topics and indexed according to performer. I read a lot of joke books. Some I read, find mildly amusing and file in the basement. This one stays on my self for reference (I am a ventriloquist believe it or not) -- and if I just need a pick-me-up belly laugh. WELL worth the price!!
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Wonderland: King of Clubs
Cheyenne McCray Manufacturer: Ellora's Cave Publishing, Inc. ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 1419950967 |
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Wonderland - King of Clubs By Cheyenne McCray Book 4 in the Wonderland series Long ago when she was fresh out of high school and too young to know better, Awai Steele married a brutal man. Once she escaped him she created a new life for herself, vowing never to be dominated by any man. Now she runs a successful corporation and is known in business circles as a ball-buster, the woman with brass ovaries. And in her secret life as a Dominatrix, she's known as Mistress. But when Ty, King of Clubs, spirits Awai away to a magical world, the sexy muscle-bound rogue of a man literally has her tied in knots. Awai finds that being the King's submissive definitely has its advantages, but she doesn't think she can let go of her past long enough to embrace a future with a Dominant man. King Ty is determined to show Awai that she belongs with him, and he will do whatever it takes to make her his Queen of Clubs.Customer Reviews:
Hot Wonderland!.......2007-10-21
Loves the Wonderland series.......2007-10-10
*MY FAVOURITE*.......2006-07-22
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The Tiara Club 5: Princess Sophia and the Sparkling Surprise (The Tiara Club)
Vivian French Manufacturer: HarperTrophy ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0061124370 Release Date: 2007-03-27 |
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Every Princess has to make her own ball gown, but Princess Perfecta is determined to spoil the gowns and ruin the evening's surprise. Hopefully, Princess Sophia can show her what a true Perfect Princess is.
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The Tiara Club 2: Princess Katie and the Silver Pony (The Tiara Club)
Vivian French Manufacturer: HarperTrophy ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0061124303 Release Date: 2007-01-02 |
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Everyone at the Princess Academy takes Wish Class. Princess Katie and her friends must use their wishes wisely—but watch out for horrible Princess Perfecta; she has other ideas!
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The Tiara Club 4: Princess Alice and the Magical Mirror (The Tiara Club)
Vivian French Manufacturer: HarperTrophy ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0061124397 Release Date: 2007-02-27 |
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If Princess Alice doesn't pass the test for "Descending the Staircase as if Floating on Air," she won't be allowed to go to the Garden Party or look into the Magical Mirror. Luckily, help arrives!
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Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (Kennel Club Dog Breed Series)
Juliette Cunliffe Manufacturer: Kennel Club Books ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover Similar Items:
ASIN: 1593782144 |
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One of the world's most popular and beloved toy breeds, the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel is a lively, sporting little dog with the confidence and personality of a dog many times his size. A refined pure-bred, the Cavalier boasts a long, silky coat in four traditional color varieties and a pleasing personality that makes him ideal for almost every owner. Whether you live on a farm or on the 44th floor in a city high rise, the Cavalier makes a terrific choice for a companion dog.British dog authority and author, Juliette Cunliffe has authored a most informative and entertaining guide, providing all you need to know about the Cavalier's history in England and the US, the breed's character and standard, as well as puppy selection, feeding, training, preventative health care and behavior. New owners will welcome the author's insight on housebreaking, puppy-proofing and preventing and solving puppy problems. In addition to an authoritative, comprehensive text, this book presents over 135 photographs in full color, which prove to be as informative as they are attractive.
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Very helpful........2007-10-18
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The Tiara Club 3: Princess Daisy and the Dazzling Dragon (The Tiara Club)
Vivian French Manufacturer: HarperTrophy ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0061124338 Release Date: 2007-01-02 |
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Princess Daisy is terrified when she hears that a real dragon is being brought into the Princess Academy. Will her friends think she is a scaredy-cat?
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New Possibility Thinkers Bible, NKJ Version
Manufacturer: Thomas Nelson Publishers ProductGroup: Book Binding: Leather Bound ASIN: B000EA6YY2 |
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This Eagles Club Edition is a revised and expanded edition of the 1984 edition. It contains brand new maps, expanded book introductions, a thorough index, more than 1500 highlighted possibility verses, and two-color text--all in a fresh new design.
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The Tiara Club 1: Princess Charlotte and the Birthday Ball (The Tiara Club)
Vivian French Manufacturer: HarperTrophy ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0061124281 Release Date: 2007-01-02 |
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On the first day at the Princess Academy, everything goes wrong. The girls' ball gowns are ruined. What will Princess Charlotte and her friends do without their beautiful gowns?
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Super cute books for your little girl!.......2007-05-15
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The Tiara Club 6: Princess Emily and the Substitute Fairy (The Tiara Club)
Vivian French Manufacturer: HarperTrophy ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0061124362 Release Date: 2007-04-24 |
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Princess Emily is delighted when a new Fairy Godmother arrives at the Princess Academy. Fairy Angora can grant the girls special wishes, but her magic creates some unexpected surprises!
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